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Bottoms Up!
You may think I’m referring to sipping champagne or slamming a round of shots. Truth is, I’m not speaking of alcohol at all, although in this instance I do believe it helps. No dear possums, I’m...
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The Monday After: Defining The Relationship
It’s been so. damn. long. So long since I’ve written here, so long since I’ve been on the receiving end of oral, and so long since I’ve had a relationship. What exactly, does it feel like? It’s not...
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Summer Lovin’
Thank god spring has finally sprung in Vancouver. I feel as though we’ve been hibernating for six months, awaiting that first wave of warmth to emerge from our dwellings to mingle. What is it about...
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Playing Catch Up: Like Playing Catch but with Fewer Balls Thrown at My Face
January was all about finalizing grad school applications and the disastrous effects of dating CryBabyRomeo. I’m not sure if I ever mentioned it but on that first date of ours, he had told me about...
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Getting It On in the Great Outdoors
Even though the weather in Vancouver has yet to turn favourable, there’s something in the air that evokes a sense of whimsy. People are hitting patios, strolling the seawall and starting to spend more...
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One Night Stand 101
We’ve all been there. One minute, you’re having an in-depth conversation about life over boozy drinks. The next, you’re grabbing $1 pizza en route to indulging in a ‘nightcap’ at your place. Maybe your...
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How to Have Casual Sex: Are You Ready for the Big Leagues?
Casual sex is like a sporting event. Anybody with a ticket can show up and scream their heart out but that doesn’t mean they’ll score. If you want to be major league and play ball in the Show, you...
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Wedding Night Nookie
In some cultures, a marriage is not considered valid until it has been successfully consummated. In modern societies, it’s the legal contract you sign following a wedding ceremony that binds you to...
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When Hormones Attack
So I thought I was done with Come Back Charlie. I mean he totally blew me off, no? No. Wait … what? He didn’t blow me off? And that’s how the conversation started whereby my friends (and myself) were...
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Festival Fling
The air is electric and the band is playing your favorite song, as you drift in and out of the present. You look up, the crowd slowly divides, and before you stands the most delectable guy you’ve ever...
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A Definite France in the Pants Situation: Third Date with France (Part Two)
So like I was saying…the movie. He led the way up the stairs and found us some seats. Now maybe I’m just too horny slutty makeout-in-public-y (under the cover of movie theatre darkness of course) but...
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Just Get Naked
Men are not complicated creatures, ladies. They aren’t interested in closely inspecting our thighs for the smallest bit of cellulite. Nor are they interested in how perfectly sculpted our abs are. When...
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Bronwyn Eyre: Fifty Shades of Grey between empowerment and oppression
Call me submissive, but on an end-of-summer transatlantic flight, I finally gave in to my dominant urge to read the S&M-themed romance, Fifty Shades of Grey. I turned 50 Shades of Pink every time...
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Gordzilla in the City: The Petraeus betraeus and why it’s likely about the...
Sex. Sex. Sex. Where to begin? And no — for those of you who just thought it — I’m not talking about foreplay. Not that our species ever needs an excuse to think about sex … Sorry, what was I talking...
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Editorial: Teach, your children well, Internet hell . . .
The testimony coming out of the child-pornography trial of Dennis Warrington — the 21-year-old accused of distributing photos on Facebook of a 16-year-old girl having sex with a young man at a 2010...
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Where is porn for women?
Women have come a long way, baby. We’re lawyers, doctors, and astronauts. We’re writers, artists and rock stars. We can vote and sit at the table with the big boys. But is it still a man’s world? Are...
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5 Signs She’s Up For Sex
It’s not rocket science that has lead us ladies to a clear understanding of when a man is up for sex. There’s a vast array of signs indicating your guy wants to go for it; everything from that telling...
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Sex Talk in the City of Vancouver
To hear the word out loud or printed on paper can result in one’s heart beating and pulsing in places organs don’t exist – on the insides of wrists and behind the knees. The mere thought of libidinous...
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Are your standards too high?
The percentage of eligible women in their thirties seems to be an ever-growing number. Yes, many of us decided to focus on our careers, travel and personal growth before pursuing serious relationships....
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Vacation S-E-X
You’ve decided to spend your spring vacay in Rio – solo. You choose a hotel tucked in between Ipanema and Copacabana, keeping you within close proximity to either neighborhood, each with its own...
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Anal Orgasms: The Unicorn of Intercourse
Dozens of articles on the allure of anal are published daily, so I know I don’t need to cover the basics with all you sexually seasoned readers. It’s no secret that many men fantasize of coaxing their...
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Is it really better [for girls] on top?
Time and time again, I hear my girlfriends say that the only way they can feasibly achieve the big O is to have vertical advantage. On top. Straddling their lover. For many girls, this seems to be the...
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Does it pay to wait to put out?
Once upon a time, when women were still courted and men were strictly chivalrous, it was rare to engage in pre-marital relations. For girls, sex before marriage meant you were easy and, in some cases,...
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Fifty Shades of Grey bestseller to film in Vancouver
The producers may have to choose between more shades of grey than they know what to do with, but the film adaption of the bestselling novel Fifty Shades Of Grey will shoot in Vancouver this fall and...
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Letters: Smart meters, hats, sex, anthem, airport, transportation planning,...
B.C. Utilities Commission should have protected us So what do the electric companies of Boston, Mass., know that B.C. Hydro and the provincial government do not? Boston utilities are rejecting a...
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Lindsay Lohan ex-lovers list rocks Hollywood
In Touch Weekly, a U.S.-based celebrity gossip magazine, has published a bombshell cover story that purports to show a list Lindsay Lohan wrote of her showbiz sex partners to share with some gal pals...
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Susan Martinuk: New prostitution laws should target the Johns
It’s not your typical MP-constituent questionnaire, but the federal government is asking Canadians to voice their opinion on how the law should deal with prostitutes, pimps and johns. Should it be a...
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How to Recover from Whiskey Dick
Very few things in life are as mortifying and soul-crushing as having an episode of whiskey dick. You meet a girl, she takes you home, and it’s on until … whoops! Your willy slinks back into its...
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Sex in America
Let’s pretend for a moment that it’s 1950. I’m in a floral housedress, bosom prominently pointed due to the unnatural architecture of women’s undergarments of that era. My husband is relaxing in the...
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No One Likes a Dick Pic
Remember the good old days when Polaroids and print film were the only ways for one to acquire the boudoir images of a lover? The first of which existing solitarily, with no negative, paper trail or...
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